I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Hahahahaha. It really is and I love it!
Anonymous asked: did you know that your hymen isn't supposed to "break"
it’s not that it’s “not supposed to” it’s more that it “doesn’t have to.”
the whole “popping your cherry” thing is a common misconception. the hymen isn’t “popped” bc it doesn’t completely close off the vagina, it’s just a little membrane that partially covers it (some more than others)… chances are your hymen is already gone for the most part bc it wears away during adolescence after being stretched (tampons, cleaning, exploration, etc.) the reason some girls bleed during their first time is due to tearing of vaginal tissue. this is bc we’ve been led to believe that sex will hurt, and so we anticipate it, thus, we’re tense and not fully aroused.
i didn’t know this when i lost my virginity and i really wish i had :( so if you’re a virgin and you’re reading this know that everything is okay and it’s important to be relaxed!
Lit the wrong end of my cigarette in the dark last night..
When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something.
Land of the free home of the rich
What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.
Time to move.
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.